Reading at the Library

This was an article I found in Today's Parent magazine. Youngest and I frequent the library often. She likes the library with the little computers. The keyboard and mouse are just her size. Anyway, while she does her computer stuff, I help and try to get a bit of reading in between help sessions.

This is what I found:

So according to this, Middle is a non-Caucasian baby? And that makes me? Who am I? I immediately called my mum and demanded an explanation. 

Don't worry, I am not in the middle of an identity crisis, I am just fine with this all. I'd just like to talk to Dr. Saul Greenberg! ;)

Have a great day!